Thats the name I’ve decided on for the iPhone 6 plus. It’s massive, and ridiculous. 

Tell me what the point of having a phone this large is? Anything that requires a thumb extender kind of defeats the whole “convenience” thing. I’m iffy… but please! I’m all ears…

Things I know about it so far

• It makes phone calls
• it lets me answer e-mail
• has a calendar
• facetime ability
• takes photos
• connects to social media
• plays music
• Does exactly the same thing my normal iPhone 4s does…..

Unfortunately all my JNCO jeans were donated, so I’ll never have a pocket big enough to fit this monstrosity. Tangent: When is someone going to start designing women’s clothing with actual pockets? No wonder I’m so excited when I find a dress with some.

Welcome back to the 90s!